India ki Mobile..........

Agar mobile INDIA me bante to
usme message templates kuch
aise hote:
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1.Kamine call kar

2.Cigarette lete hue aana

3.teri bhabi k sath hu

4.Yaar kisi ladki ka no. tode

5.kaha hai saale ??

6.kal college ya bunk...??

7.Dimag mat khaa.

8.Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai
2-3senti msg to bhej

9.Abhi call mat karo jaanu,
papa jaag rhe hai

10.Baad me baat karti hu
mummy samne hai

11.ghumne chal rahi ho??
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N THE MOST IMPORTANT...
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12.balance nahi hai, call kar...

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Gyan Ganga.......

1. Dog road pe ulta pada tha to log uski puja krne lge.... Kyu??
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kyuki DOG ka ulta is GOD... (Pagal log)
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2. Mare huye insaan k muh me kya daloge??
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Birla cement.... Kyuki is cement me jaan hai...
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3. Wat is the cube of 13 ??
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Suroor, coz 13...13...13...= suroor...
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4. Wat would u call a girl who nevr laughs??
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"HASI-NAA"
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5. Why a heart broken person doesnt need GK??
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Coz, jab dil hi toot gaya to GK kya krenge....
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6. Agr 2 pipal k ped(tree) ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahoge??
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Nokia - Connecting Ppl...
Bhagwan apko aisi status ko jhelne ki shakti de..

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Ek Dost ki Love Story......

Boy 1:" tune us ladki ke liye
Cigarette
chhor di..??
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Boy 2:" haan
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Boy 1:" daru bhi chhor diya..??


Boy 2:" haan!
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Boy 1:" Jua bhi chhor diya..???
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Boy 2:" haan!!
Boy 1:" abey to shaadi kyu nahi ki
usse ????
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Boy 2:" yaar itna sudhar gya tha k
usse bhi mast mil gyi
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aur usey bhi chhor diya..

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Dekho Pappu ki Hosiyari

Pappu baar baar apna facebook
ka Password bhool jata tha.
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Usne socha mein facebook ka
pasword kya rakhu jo kabhi na
bhoolu..
Fir usne apna password rakha
"INCORRECT"
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Ab jab bhi woh galat password
enter karta Facebook usey khud
bata deta
Your password is "Incorrect "

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Boy friend and girl friend..........

Ladkiya kabi khud pyar ka izhar Q
nhi karti..???
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Interesting jawab
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Taki break-up krte waqt ye keh sake
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Tum mere piche pade the mai nahi..
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Agree Boys ??

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Teacher ne suni Student ki kahani.........

Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student - Shaadi.
Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student - Dulha Banunga.
Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hokar kya haasil karoge.
Student - Dulhan.
Teacher- Abbe,matlab bade ho kar mummie papa k liye kya karoge.?
Student - Bahu launga.
Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student - Pota.
Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.?
Student -"Hum do hamare do..!
HaHahahah........

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Laila and Majnu............

Laila ne majnu ko ek ped ke piche dekha aur boli
Laila: Tum Majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan..
Phir kuchch der baad usne usko jhadiyo ke piche dekha aur boli
Tum majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan main majnu hoon..
Phir kuch der baad usne usko Diwar ke piche dekha aur kaha
Laila:Tum majnu ho na?
Majnu: Haan Haan.. main Majnu hi hoon, tu mujhe tatti karne degi ya nahi..??

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