Teacher ne suni Student ki kahani.........

Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student - Shaadi.
Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student - Dulha Banunga.
Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hokar kya haasil karoge.
Student - Dulhan.
Teacher- Abbe,matlab bade ho kar mummie papa k liye kya karoge.?
Student - Bahu launga.
Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student - Pota.
Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.?
Student -"Hum do hamare do..!
HaHahahah........