Naughty SMS

Naughty SMS : 

Sardar sent SMS to his Boss:-
“Me SICK, no WORK”

Boss SMS back:-
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later…

sardar sms 2 boss:-
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”






Banta: Meet my wife Tina

boy: Oh! I know her
Banta: How?
boy: we were caught sleeping together
Banta: What the hell?
boy: during lecture in maths class


Think +ve yaaarrrr…:)