Gyan Ganga.......

1. Dog road pe ulta pada tha to log uski puja krne lge.... Kyu??
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kyuki DOG ka ulta is GOD... (Pagal log)
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2. Mare huye insaan k muh me kya daloge??
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Birla cement.... Kyuki is cement me jaan hai...
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3. Wat is the cube of 13 ??
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Suroor, coz 13...13...13...= suroor...
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4. Wat would u call a girl who nevr laughs??
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"HASI-NAA"
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5. Why a heart broken person doesnt need GK??
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Coz, jab dil hi toot gaya to GK kya krenge....
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6. Agr 2 pipal k ped(tree) ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahoge??
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Nokia - Connecting Ppl...
Bhagwan apko aisi status ko jhelne ki shakti de..