Non Veg Jokes

Adult Jokes : 


Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"

Teacher replied " NO Never!!"

Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".


Mujhe Sab Pata Hai 

Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)

Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P


Lift Chahiye Kya ?

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe

se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?

Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le

 rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.

Aisa kyun kar rahe ho : 

Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.

Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai

 aisa kyun kar rahe ho, kyun nanga bhag rahe ho,

 tumhe sharam nahi aati?

Anil: Kyun ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.