Girl friend and Boy friend

Neel apni girl frnd k ghar dinner par gaya,
uska stomach kharab tha us din.... puri family dining table par aa k baith gayi,
girl frnd ne puri family se neel ko introduced karaya.
Girl Frnd's father:- hello beta neel, how are you?
Neel:- m good uncle,aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.
Achanak neel k stomach me gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted "Poooooooo...." 
Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye Girl Frnd k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.
GF's father:- "Tommy...ye kya hai?? Chalo bhago yaha se." Tommy wahi baitha raha.
Neel ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya... 2 min baad again neel "poooooo...."
Girl frnd gusse me: Tommy... Get out, bhago yaha se... Neel fir se bahut khush hua.... 
Girl frnd:- sorry neel, ye kutta bhi na...
Thodi der baad fir se neel k stomach ne saath chhod diya aur ab ki baar ka poooo kuchh zyada hi tez aawaz se nikla... "POOOONNNNN...."
GF's father:- abe saale Tommy jab wo ladka tere upar hugg dega tab bhagega kya waha se?? :-)