Doctor : Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Mareej : Pahle se jyada kharab hai?
Doctor : Dawai kha li thi?
Mareej : Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi?
Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?
Mareej : Ji aap hi se to li thi.
Doctor : Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Mareej : Nahi ji dawai neeli thi.
Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Mareej : Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor : Ullu k patthe dawai ko khol k muh me rakh
liya tha?
Mareej : Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me
rakhna.
Doctor : Abe kya mar khayega?
Mareej : Nahi dawai khaunga.
Doctor : Nikal sale tu pagal kar dega.
Mareej : Ja raha hu par fir kab aau?
Doctor : Kayamat k baad.
Mareej : Kayamat k kitne din bad?
Doctor behosh...