Santa and His Family in Car.......

Car me Santa family ja rahi thi!!

police ne car ko roka aur bola:

ye suraksha week hai-
aap belt pehan kar car chala rahe ho-
isliye aapko 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai… aap is inaam ka kya karoge ???

Santa: main isse apna driving licence banwaunga.!

Tabhi uski maa boli: iski baat ka yakin mat karo-daru pikar kuch bhi bolta hai.

Uske papa neend se jage aur police ko dekh ke bole:
mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car mein hum zyada dur nahi ja payenge…
Ha Ha H ahaha..............

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Doctor and Lady......

Lady- doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.

Doc- kiss kitni bar karti ho?

Lady- saal me ek bar.

Doc- infection nahi zang lag gaya hai..
hahaha.............

 

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Wife, Boy Friend and Husband

Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko
pitne ... ... laga.

Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai..
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta..
hahaha.........

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Master and Pappu

Master: 2 mein se 2 gaye to kitne rahe?

Pappu: Samjh mein nahi ayaa masterji.

Master: Beta tumare pas 2 Roti hai, tumne 2 roti khali, 
tumare paas kya bacha?

Pappu: Sabji..
HaHahaha....... 

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Teacher teach student....

Student: Sir, log Hindi ya English mein baat karte hai,
Maths mein kyun nahi?

Sir: Zyada 3 5 na kar,
9,2,11 ho ja.
Warna 5 7 maar dunga.
6 kw 36 Nazar ayenge aur 32 k 32 bahar aa jayenge.

Student: Sirji Hindi, English hi theek hai
maths waqai khofnaak subject hai..!!

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Sardar jii ki Hosiyari.......

1 Chinese ,
1 Gora
aur
1 Sardar
ship me ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: "Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!"

Chinese ne Sui phenki.

Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya ..

Gore ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..

Sardar ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhunda, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. "batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,"
Sardar bola: "main bhi tera baap hu, maine disprin ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, Ghar Chal
Bohot Kaam Pada He!!"
JINN Shocked &
"SARDAR ROCKED"

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Only for girls education..

4 girls sitting in a group can say:"
Tera
bhai bada mast dikhta hai..
Introduction to karwa...
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But 4 guys in a group can never say:"
Teri Behan
to mast lagti hai....
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Isse kehte hain ladko ke SANSKAAR..
Kuch sikho Grls. .....

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